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I've been thinking of starting a Cult ,What kind of Cult could we make two'gether .... :)

Posted - July 3, 2018
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  • 10662
    Sorry, but I'm not too good with horses.  The best I can do is act like a pony after an asthma attack (a little hoarse) 
      July 3, 2018 5:12 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    You nearly had me Foal'ed for a minute there Stud......Are you really a Shetland or an Ass.   Hehe ....:)D  
      July 3, 2018 5:18 PM MDT
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  • 10662
    I'm a donkey who graduated from Harvard with 3 doctorates ;)
      July 3, 2018 5:25 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Do Mules train at Harvard to......or are you Moke'ing it up.....?    :)D 
      July 4, 2018 2:02 PM MDT
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  • 10662
    Nah, just being a Smart A$$.
      July 5, 2018 8:26 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Well....that'sfar more appropriate  than being un untidy Bum....:)D 
      July 5, 2018 3:50 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    I've been in lust for every guy I see it seems.
      July 3, 2018 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    The easiest kind of cult to start is an internet cult.  First we'll need to make something up and then throw in a lot of pseudo-science to back up our claims.  If we do it right we'll have lots of adoring followers who'll go to other websites and attack everyone who doesn't believe what we made up.

    I can't think of anything to make up so I'm hoping you have some good ideas. 
      July 3, 2018 9:15 PM MDT
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  • 53524


      Tilde-obssession is NOT a real mental disorder!  The government has been lying to the people about this for years!  No one should ever be bullied, ostracized, black-listed, jailed or banished because of it!  Film at eleven!


    (Oh, wait. That's a conspiracy theory. Never mind.)
    ~
      July 4, 2018 8:10 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    Randy?  Randy?  I'm concerned about you.  Someone bring him inside and give him lots of water.  Also, keep him in a cool place and don't give him any solid foods no matter how many times he asks for a sandwich!
      July 4, 2018 1:58 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I have No Eye Deers and they keep bumping into things.....:( D
      July 4, 2018 2:08 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      It would never work: a grammar/anti-grammar cult would defeat itself. 

      I do like nipples, though, so we have at least a couple of things in common!

    ~
      July 4, 2018 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Well ,you better grin and bare them then.....:)D
      July 4, 2018 2:17 PM MDT
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  • 53524



    (Ahem. You already know what your job would be.)

    ~
      July 4, 2018 8:17 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    You need to learn how to make sandwiches with lo GI bread.....plus how to serve in correctly....Don't worry.....I will provide a cushion to kneel on ....:)D  
      July 4, 2018 2:12 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      You probably already own the little bell to ring for summoning me from the dungeon kitchen when you want a sandwich, right?
    ~
      July 4, 2018 3:06 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Correct....When it starts to tinkle ,you can begin running ....:)D 
      July 4, 2018 3:15 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      Wait, shouldn't you be running for the loo before you have to tinkle?  And why would you call for me anyway?  I'm certainly not going to be any good to you in there. 

    ~
      July 4, 2018 3:22 PM MDT
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