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Does your sense of humor ever land you in trouble?

Posted - September 9, 2018

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    7268
    No, my sense of humor is tempered with maturity.  
      September 9, 2018 4:08 PM MDT
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  • 1502
    I have a broad sense of humor, but mostly dark and twisted. A lot of people are too sensitive for my humor. 
      September 9, 2018 4:23 PM MDT
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  • 7268
    Can you give an example?  
      September 9, 2018 5:12 PM MDT
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  • 1502
    Not on here. It would have to be on the adult part. Even then I doubt I could get away with it. 
      September 9, 2018 5:14 PM MDT
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  • 7268
    Oh, haha, that kind of twisted.  Got it! 
      September 9, 2018 5:18 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    not yet
      September 9, 2018 4:15 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    No....I never make jokes or fall around.....I have better things to do than to try and trip people up ...I do actually have a very serious side to me ,but of yet I've still to find it....:( 
      September 9, 2018 4:36 PM MDT
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  • 10450
    Not yet but it has come pretty close to getting me in trouble - once I walled into a Biker bar and informed the patrons that somebody left the light on - on their Moped. Good thing I was with someone they knew and he let them know I was just stupid or something. Cheers!
      September 9, 2018 4:42 PM MDT
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  • 1502
    That's funny. I can’t post most of my wisecracks on here.  
      September 9, 2018 4:43 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    it has in the past
    so I learned...
      September 9, 2018 4:53 PM MDT
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  • 9777
    All. The. Time.
      September 9, 2018 5:02 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    not yet
      September 9, 2018 5:19 PM MDT
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  • It has been know to have.  I have to be very careful about what I say and how it comes off.
      September 9, 2018 6:15 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I have this uncanny feeling I might say something that will incriminate me.  I'm taking the fifth.


      September 9, 2018 8:30 PM MDT
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  • 234
    Merlin, I think it is "I PLEAD the fifth.".....However, I'm with you and I help you take the fifth and bring along another one to get you to help me polish off....

      September 18, 2018 6:28 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    You are right! :)  That is how the original quote is worded.  On this occasion, I decided "taking" would more appropriate since I offered a wide variety of fifths to chose from.  Indeed,  it was meant in both the silent (original) quote and the spin of "the fifth" I put on it. 
    I'm up for a drink or two!  At my bar, however, I prefer if you don't PLEAD the fifth or PLEAD for a fifth, especially not the fifth, fifth.  I'll be happy to give you one and we can a lively conversation.  :) :)  
      September 18, 2018 10:54 AM MDT
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  • 234
    Well Merlin, I think you said your bar is "Down on the Corner" and I thought you were referring to a Credence Clearwater Revival song. 
    Despite that, I went looking for your bar on the corner and there are bars on EVERY corner. I went in each bar and just yelled "MERLIN!!!!"
    Amazing how many bars in your area have their own persona Wizard/Wizardess that resides in their bar!!!! 
    Needless to say, I had to get a fifth in each one, so I partied with ALL of those Wizards and Wizardesses....or are they Sorceresses? ;-)
      September 19, 2018 11:35 AM MDT
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  • 10037
    Not too often. I've learned a very important lesson about knowing your audience. Almost anything can be funny and almost anything can be offensive... all depends on who's listening. 
      September 9, 2018 9:36 PM MDT
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  • 10449
    Yup.  More times than I care to admit.
      September 9, 2018 9:59 PM MDT
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  • 16197
    All the time, but it gets me out of trouble almost as often.
      September 9, 2018 10:10 PM MDT
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  • 19942
    Once or twice.  OK, maybe three times.
      September 9, 2018 10:31 PM MDT
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  • 4631
    Nup.

    My parents strongly discouraged me from making jokes - I guess they couldn't stand the kind I tried to bring home from primary school -
    "Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?" - - - - - - "Because he was stuffed."


    My humor lies in what makes me laugh - John Cleeze, Billy Connelly et al.
    usually something dry, a twist in logic,
    an unexpected idea coming one way and bumping into another coming from the opposite direction.



     
      September 9, 2018 11:51 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    not yet
      September 10, 2018 10:19 AM MDT
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  • 234
    My sense of humor doesn't usually get me into trouble, however, most people don't get my humor unless they are paying attention. I'm not a stand-up comedy act, but my 'dry' sense of humor is often not understood.....
      September 18, 2018 6:31 AM MDT
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