If you were to be executed, which of the following would you choose?
1. Decapitation 2. Firing squad. 3. Hung 4. Electrocution 5. Tickled to death 6. Dropped from an aircraft 7. Listen to "It's a Small World' until you kill yourself. Other______________
Before you are executed? I would definitely say, "YES! Me Too!" I really don't think you can die from getting stoned unless you held you breath too long by holding the bong hit in. That would be suffocation or lack of oxygen to the brain. Take another hit my dear. It will all become clear to you. It's great to see you flying around again. How was Mars? :) :)
This post was edited by Merlin at September 11, 2018 1:46 PM MDT
I am such a nerd!!!! I DIDN"T GET until Right THIS SECOND. you are sooooo Good. Gosh, I've missed you!!! That is hilarious! I'm sorry I blew your perfect joke. What a nerd I can be sometimes. I should have seen that, especially coming from you. You are such a goddess. I'm the one that should be backing off the bongs. You are awesome, as usual. Hugs and Loves!!
Welby, had you not posted your answer, I still would not have gotten it!!! I actually had to rethink it before getting it 4 hours later!! Big Giggles!! I know. I'm a little slow at the obvious... Bigger giggles!!!
From the above mentioned choices, I would like to first have "It's a small world playing in the background the entire time. Then be given a little electrical zap. a ticklish "zap" that would start me laughing so you could start tickling me in the appropriate places. After that you can hang my little finger as long as you would like. Please make sure it is below my heart and "It's a small world" is still playing. After the hanging, you can walk me over to the firing squad. When they are done putting bullets through all parts of my torso, please walk me over to decapitating zone. I don't want to live to see myself at the decapitating yard. Now, you can pick up my shot-up body and my head on the other side of the block and please do fly me in an airplane and drop me out of it over the Caribbean Sea. I would love to be shark and dolphin food at this point. My true request is "It's a small world is playing through out."
Or, you could always donate my body to science and afterward, please cremate me and let me be fish food in the Caribbean Sea. Whichever you see fit will work fine.
This post was edited by Merlin at September 10, 2018 10:02 PM MDT
Firing squad for me please.. I just think it would be the least scary and least painful.. especially if one shot kills me.. I am a complete wuss and coward re known pain..
Chased to death by a horde of naked women. Have you ever seen Monty Python's The Meaning of Life? I posted a clip in answer to a similar question ages ago, but the mods squashed it.
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