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I appear at your door step wearing nothing but a loincloth and sporting a sword...Your reaction?

Posted - February 8, 2019
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  • 44590
    I did that to see which one of you would catch it. Randy is losing his touch.
      February 9, 2019 7:06 AM MST
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  • 53498

      Wait, you want to catch me or Stu?  You want me to touch you?  Dude, I don't swing that way!



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      February 9, 2019 7:25 AM MST
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  • 44590
    I think it's time you had another Red Bull.
    ~~~
      February 9, 2019 7:29 AM MST
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  • 604
    well, couple of things; I'd say it was way too early for Halloween,,,,,,2. after checking out your body, if I liked it, I'd invite you in to 'mess around' a little bit!!

    but only if you had nice thighs, butt, etc.

    LOL


    :-D

    :)
      February 9, 2019 8:41 AM MST
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  • 5835
    First, it depends on the genders of the people involved.
      February 9, 2019 8:50 AM MST
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  • 23548


    "Oh, YEAH!!! Come on IN!!!"


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at February 9, 2019 7:36 PM MST
      February 9, 2019 9:07 AM MST
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  • LOL   "Wrong house, Welby lives thataway  ~~~>>>>"
      February 9, 2019 9:13 AM MST
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  • 23548
    My first big laugh-out-loud moment of the day. Thank you so much! god, I needed that!

    (And him! Ha!)

    :)
      February 9, 2019 9:22 AM MST
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  • Aww good! lol
      February 9, 2019 9:45 AM MST
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  • 23548
    And Sam the lifeguard --  will you sen him my way, too? After you visit with him, of course.
    :)
      February 10, 2019 5:10 AM MST
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  • Hahah.   You are probably about as bad or maybe even worse than I am with the man crazies. That's OK.    :P
      February 10, 2019 8:21 AM MST
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  • 23548
    Yeah, you're right. It's all OK. And it's all good, too.
    :)
      February 10, 2019 11:02 AM MST
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  • 73
    Ask why are you dressed up so nice. Were you to a wedding?
      February 9, 2019 9:21 AM MST
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  • 11086
    Well as long as you don't show up on a horse and have a Royal Canadian Mounted Police emblem on your sword I'd invite you in. Then I'd tell you jokes about my evil half sister like - my sister is rotten to the Core but wonderful  to the Navy. Cheers and happy weekend!
      February 9, 2019 9:24 AM MST
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  • 44590
    I am on my way.

      February 9, 2019 6:09 PM MST
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  • 46117
    If I know it is you?  I would let you in.


    If you look like a stranger?  I ain't coming to the door.  I am calling the police.
      February 10, 2019 8:43 AM MST
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