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Randy D

Is “extorting sandwiches” really a crime?

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Posted - May 28, 2019
Tag : Fake charges.

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  • 14795
    It is if you steal them from Loafers that are desperate for some Bread...:)D
      May 29, 2019 2:36 AM MDT
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  • 469
    Yes, the new governor of Colorado has deemed it a crime.  So if you want sammiches, do not come to Colorado.  Meh, they don't make good sandwiches here anyway, so no loss.
      May 29, 2019 7:51 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    it rnight be
      May 29, 2019 3:44 PM MDT
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  • To extort usually means to obtain by threat or blackmail. What's your threat to me if I refuse?
      May 29, 2019 4:25 PM MDT
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  • 53504

      No sandwiches for me, no Randy Candy for you . . .

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      May 29, 2019 10:36 PM MDT
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  •   May 29, 2019 10:44 PM MDT
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  • 53504

      THANK you!  (See, that wasn’t so difficult, was it?)

      May 29, 2019 10:49 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Dear Randy D,

    You don't know me but I'm a hacker who turned on your'e webcam without yo'ure knowledge while you were making a webcam video about naked sadnwiches.  I recorded the hole thing!  I think 0.25 bitcoin is a fare price to keep me from sending the webcam video of your naked sandwitches to everywon on you'r contacts list!
    randysnakedsandwhichwebcamshow.mp4





    Umm, nothing illegal about it, lol. 
      May 29, 2019 8:22 PM MDT
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  • I call that justice - With mustard and cheese.
      May 29, 2019 9:04 PM MDT
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  • 53504

      You again!  How do you keep sneaking in here?  Wait, I think I hear the twins calling for you! Yes, that’s them, they’re screaming their heads off over there! Log off right away and forget the password!  Don’t try to get back on this website until the twins are 18 years old!  Go, go, go; they need you!
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      May 29, 2019 10:40 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Oh, I don't think you have heard them screaming their heads off!  It wasn't because they needed me.  It was because because they didn't approve of lunch today! 
      May 30, 2019 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 53504

      Those miniscule, meatless finger-sandwiches again, huh?  I'm calling Child Protective Services to report you. 

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      May 30, 2019 10:43 PM MDT
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  • 6098
    If you can persuade, by whatever means, someone to make a sandwich for you then more power to you.   But would have to ask whether it would really be worth it. 
      May 30, 2019 8:40 PM MDT
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  • 53504

      Scenario: Randy D gets a sandwich that he finds tasty. 

      Worthiness: the ends justify the means.


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      May 30, 2019 11:23 PM MDT
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