Which weather question makes you want to stab someone in the eye ball with a pen the most?

They all drive me bananas.

I pick E (something else) because I'm Canadian so the weather question that makes me want to stab someone in the eye ball with a pen is - hot enough for you AY. Cheers and happy weekend!

100%.   

Back when I was an inner city dweller, 20 years ago, any weather question bugged me.
"What?" I'd think, "Don't you have anything more interesting to discuss? Can you only relate at the level of small talk?"
But I never said those things. 
Instead, I'd answer something like, "if it were any hotter I'd be a roast dinner, how about you?"

Now, living in the country, it's a different matter.
The great Murray-Darling rivers have dried to muddy potholes,
filled with flapping, gasping, dying and rotting fish,
because not enough rain has fallen
and what little water there was was stolen by mega-corporations for cotton.
Fruit is much smaller than any other year
or has dropped off the trees before it could mature.
Farmers' animals are dying because of the drought -
fetching less than the cost of transport at the sale yards, 
or having to be shot and buried in mass graves.
Hay is being imported at inflated prices to keep the last few breeders alive.
Farmers are going bankrupt and walking off the land.


Now, when I hear the question "is it hot enough for ya?" it has, for me, a burning life or death significance.

"What's it like out?"

"It's hot"

"Well then keep it in the shade so it doesn't get sunburned "