Imagine you've just started an Anti-Randy D Support Group. What are some of the 12 steps to success for its participants?

1. Vegemite
2. Draw tildes backwards
3. Vegemite
4. Split infinitives
5. Vegemite
6. Inverted nipples
7. Vegemite
8. A blanket ban on peanut butter
9. Vegemite
10. Vegemite
11. Vegemite
12. VEGEMITE

Mayonnaise on his sammiches.

1: drive to Home Depot

2: go inside Home Depot

3: find the garden section

4: grab a shovel 

5: walk to cashier station 

6: pay for shovel 

7: drive to Randy D’s house 

8 whack Randy over head with shovel 

9: dig a hole with shovel 

10: drag Randy to hole you dug with shovel 

11: push Randy in hole you dug with shovel 

12: bye Randy

1)  E before I don't ever ask why.

2)  always dangle your participle 

3) commas??  Who needs commas?

4) Never waste a period where a run on sentence can lead to enhanced punctuational efficiency

5)  always point out the grammatical treason of reffering to sandwiches as sammiches 

6)   Always put me first,   there is no reason to put your I in second.

7)  Be sure to always be doing "good" to spite him.  Never well


8) mayonnaise

9) When he ask your 12 points?  Only give him 10

10)  type out numbers using their Arabic numeral instead of properly spelling it out in a sentence.

not sure right now

Let Colin Hay attack Randy.

Don't show up. 

Step 1:  Make your checks payable to Livvie.

Step 2: Give your checks to Livvie.

Step 10: Switch to using three as the radix so I don’t have to come up with all of those steps.

Step 11: Eat the guacamole and chips.

Step 12:  Enjoy it.

The first Three Steps might go something like this:

1) We admitted we were powerless over grammar and our lives had become unmanageable

2) Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to untildeability