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Benedict Arnold

Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now.

Posted - January 4, 2020
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  • 2836
    You betcha! W need to break out the Mop & Buckets. There some cleaning to be done. 
    This calls for an extra-strength cleanser!
      January 11, 2020 4:24 PM MST
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  • Haha, I wouldn’t expect anything less from you :) 
      January 11, 2020 4:02 PM MST
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  • 5451
    This one's real easy!  It's one of my cats!  She knocked everything off so now there's nothing else left on the table so I don't have to list anything!
      January 4, 2020 8:33 PM MST
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  • Okay so what’s on your floor next to your coffee table? 
      January 11, 2020 12:31 PM MST
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  • 5451
    The things that she knocked off the table were my phone, my husband's phone and the TV remote.  I don't keep a whole lot of stuff on tables.
      January 11, 2020 1:23 PM MST
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  • I keep too much on mine, maybe I should buy a cat to clear it off for me. 
      January 11, 2020 1:24 PM MST
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  • 5451
    I have both cats and dogs.  Cats knock everything off tables and counters and dogs will eat until they pop so cats and dogs learn to work together.  The cat knocks the cookie jar off counter so the dog can eat all the cookies!
      January 11, 2020 1:28 PM MST
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  • 11112
    A large dog with a waggaly tail clears off the top of a coffee table a lot quicker then a cat. Cheers and happy weekend!  
      January 11, 2020 1:29 PM MST
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  • 53509

      January 11, 2020 1:34 PM MST
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  • 11112
    Da Blaw Blaw?
      January 11, 2020 1:35 PM MST
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  • I’m going to be puppy sitting for a week in February at my house!! but it’s one of those little yippie dogs so that won’t help my coffee table. 
      January 11, 2020 2:01 PM MST
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  • 11112
    Nice puppy sitting is the next best thing to owning a puppy. Cheers and Happy Weekend!
      January 11, 2020 2:25 PM MST
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  • I’m looking forward to it. But also terrified Cos this dog is my sister’s  “baby” if anything happens to him she’ll probably murder me. 
      January 11, 2020 2:39 PM MST
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  • 11112
    Not if you murder her first. Cheers and Happy Weekend
      January 11, 2020 2:44 PM MST
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  • I don't have a coffee table.  We have a couple of end tables.  I have a lamp on each and vases with dried flowers in them.  Don't ask what's in the drawers ... just a lot of misc. junk.
      January 11, 2020 1:38 PM MST
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  • 2836
    You know what's on mine? Snow. I burned it in the yard when I left. There's not much left but a few screws and some nuts...dirty nuts
      January 11, 2020 2:11 PM MST
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  • Bonfire!! I’ve had times like that when I wanted to just burn all my belongings and run away from my life lol. I’m not brave enough to actually do it though. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 11, 2020 4:12 PM MST
      January 11, 2020 2:37 PM MST
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  • 2836
    At my house, if it burns, it's cremated ceremoniously in the still of the night.
    I still have a house full of crap. Remind me to send pictures of the inferno when I get back and get it ready to sell
      January 11, 2020 2:40 PM MST
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  • I will remind you :) I want to see the FIRE! 
      January 11, 2020 2:41 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Now that's I'm at Twinkles, you may have settle for a glass cocktail table in the meantime.
    I'm planning on surprising him with a magnificent centerpiece. 


      January 11, 2020 3:57 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Sounds like to me someone is trying to get rid of evidence.  I’ll head over to the courthouse for a search warrant. 


    ~
      January 11, 2020 4:21 PM MST
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  • 2836
    I never saw the place in my life!
      January 11, 2020 4:25 PM MST
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