The other side. So I'm fishing on the river bank and a guy across the river yells to me "HEY BUDDY, HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?" I yell back "YOU'RE ALREADY THERE."
You gave you an answer that was completely accurate in every technical detail...but which was utterly useless for the task he was trying to accomplish.
This post was edited by SaltyPebble at January 19, 2020 7:34 PM MST
In the original, a light plane pilot is lost and sticks his head out of the window to shout at someone in a building as he passes it.
Pilot: "Where am I?"
Person in building: "You're in an airplane!"
At which point the pilot realizes it's the Microsoft customer support center building (because of the logic I described above), which is 5 miles due east of the airport, and he lands his plane in short order.