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Have you ever committed a crime?

Small or otherwise? 

Posted - January 29, 2020
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  • 11112

    Many many times but now I'm a honest man and I helped bring up 2 honest sons. Cheers!

      January 29, 2020 8:39 PM MST
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  • 783
    Care to share any details? I understand if not, but I am curious. 
      January 29, 2020 8:41 PM MST
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  • 11112
    Well when I was a young adult my dream was to climb up the crime ladder and get my photo hanging up at the Post office on the 10 most wanted poster fortunately  I met a goody 2 shoe gal that shattered my dream and I got my first honest job. Cheers! 
      January 29, 2020 8:54 PM MST
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  • 783
    Still leaves much to the imagination, but thanks! 
      January 29, 2020 8:57 PM MST
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  • 2128
    Yes! When I was 24 I tried to swipe a Copenhagen can while drunk walking through a supermarket. They called my father who came down to pick me up to pay 500 dollars restitution and never come back to the store. That's it! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at January 30, 2020 7:43 AM MST
      January 29, 2020 8:41 PM MST
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  • 783
    Wow, that is a hefty fine for something so small.
      January 29, 2020 8:46 PM MST
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  • 2128
    It sure is but it's better than going to court. Right?:) This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at January 30, 2020 7:43 AM MST
      January 29, 2020 9:04 PM MST
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  • 5391
    Of course. 
      January 29, 2020 8:41 PM MST
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  • 783
    What did you do? 
      January 29, 2020 8:46 PM MST
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  • 5391

    Heresy and blasphemy (still crimes in some places) also, creating images of Muhammad; various petty larcenies, trespassing, battery on several persons, destructions of property, unauthorized border crossing, non-permit transportations of weapons, possession of explosive devices, land use and zoning violations, possession of untaxed/illegal contraband, non-sanctioned gambling, speeding, parking in a tow away zone, littering on a highway, disturbing the peace, and unauthorized use of a public park. ...off the top of my head. 

    This post was edited by Don Barzini at January 31, 2020 10:00 PM MST
      January 29, 2020 9:22 PM MST
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  • You're such a bad boy!
      January 29, 2020 10:39 PM MST
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  • 783
    You monster. 
      January 30, 2020 5:12 AM MST
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  • 5391
    I have never hurt innocents, never cheated anyone, never stole a man’s watch. 
      January 30, 2020 6:16 AM MST
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  • 783
    Oh, I’m only kidding. 
      January 30, 2020 7:23 AM MST
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  • 19937
    My, my - haven't you been an overachiever!
      January 30, 2020 7:20 AM MST
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  • 7792
    I've been thinking about it, but then I watch a lot of prison documentaries. That's kept my record spotless.
      January 29, 2020 9:26 PM MST
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  • 783
    Yes, same. The thrill of taking a life for me is still not worth the risk of life in prison. 
      January 30, 2020 5:11 AM MST
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  • 5808
    The THRILL of taking a life?
      January 30, 2020 7:55 AM MST
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  • 783
    It’s a deeply ingrained fantasy I have. 
      January 30, 2020 8:44 AM MST
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  • 53509

    sumthymes i purrpussfolly mispel werdz jest fore phun ,butt than i re-grit itt ‘n’ i kunfess two tha preest eveen tho im knot katlik
      January 29, 2020 9:36 PM MST
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  • 783
    You lie! The Randy I know would never do this. What have you done with him? 
      January 30, 2020 5:10 AM MST
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  • 53509
    eyedunt noe whut yur talcing abut
      January 30, 2020 5:49 AM MST
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  • LOL!  I'm committing one right now.
      January 29, 2020 10:37 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Four impaired driving,  one theft of a tank of gas.
      January 30, 2020 2:04 AM MST
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