One choice is from both AM and EP, the rest are from EP because I was never on any other Q&A site.

I thought a couple of them were pretty funny lol

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A trained monkey is running against Trump and Clinton. Let's see who wins...

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ceremonies, but is it spent wisely and are the expenditures truly necessary?  It seems that each new administration wants to ones-up all of the previous ones.

The wedding is not more important than the entire marriage that follows it. 
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. . . with benefits, pension, etc, which position would want to have at Big Q/A Inc.?  You may select as many positions as you care to. 
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 with the volume muted? ~

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