Getting back together is a terrible idea, right?*About a week ago, she informed me via text that we were engaged, I knew nothing about it, then there was a whirlwind first date tha... moreGetting back together is a terrible idea, right?*About a week ago, she informed me via text that we were engaged, I knew nothing about it, then there was a whirlwind first date that involved handcuffs and strawberry donuts, apparently we got married somehow without me being involved, then the lies and accusations about me cheating on her caused a messy divorce and a whole lot of alimony. Meh, a guy can only do what a guy can do.~
*Includes girlfriend/boyfriend, casual sex, marriage. Excludes direct family members or distant family members such as siblings, parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, children, gra... more*Includes girlfriend/boyfriend, casual sex, marriage. Excludes direct family members or distant family members such as siblings, parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, children, grandchildren, cousins, in-laws, etc.~
