I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid ... moreI recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint. less
Two Jewish men went to their Rabbi,The first man said; Rabbi you will never guess what happened to me,my son left home and became a Christian.The second man said; Rabbi you wi... moreTwo Jewish men went to their Rabbi,The first man said; Rabbi you will never guess what happened to me,my son left home and became a Christian.The second man said; Rabbi you will never guess what happened to me;my son also left home and became a Christian, what shall we do?The Rabbi said; pray to God and ask for advice.The two men prayed to God; God what should we do?God said; You'll never guess what happened to me...
The joke was “good one Donald”. And it was in regards to Trump’s 2020 claims like - “If Biden wins, you’re gonna have a stock market collapse the like... moreThe joke was “good one Donald”. And it was in regards to Trump’s 2020 claims like - “If Biden wins, you’re gonna have a stock market collapse the likes of which you’ve never had.” The stock market is now at a all time high – so yeah good one Donald.Cheers and happy weekend!
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
... moreThe answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams "Allah ho akhbar!", raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
????????????????????????????????'???? ????????????????????????:Democrat....
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Kimber 1911.45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety... less
