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Have you ever rode by a couple in the park gazing at the stars dropped your pants and shown them the Moon?

Last post by Randy D - June 21, 2018
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You don't like what Trump is doing but you voted for him. How do you think Melania feels? She married him.

Last post by Not Sure - June 21, 2018
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Is it even possible to reach the highest level of your profession without a little MK-Ultra programming?

Please glitch back an answer ;)

Last post by carbonproduct - June 20, 2018
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What if your name were Hugh Mongus Gazungas?

or NJ

Last post by Not Sure - June 19, 2018
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When an elderly nosey neighbor told me she thought I moved because of recent renovations was I insensitive telling her I thought she died

because of a recent ambulance?

Last post by Thriftymaid - June 18, 2018
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How long will you not accept "I don't know" before you settle for a lie?

"You better tell me something!"

Last post by Randy D - June 18, 2018
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Photo Caption Contest (I know there's a sandwich-related joke in the photo below; please help find it):

~

Last post by Nice Jugs - June 18, 2018
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In a discussion (ok, an argument) with your partner that related to an ex-partner of yours, have you ever defended the ex? ~

I've always said that regardless of all of their faults or defects, at least they had good choice in men . . .

Last post by WelbyQuentin - June 17, 2018
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How should you compare Justin Trudeau to Donald Trump...?

https://thewrap.com/real-time-reimagines-donald-trump-justin-trudeau-goofus-and-gallant-video/

Last post by Cats & Dolphins - June 18, 2018
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Reverse Photo Caption Contest: provide a humorous photo or graphic that fits the caption below.

"Listen, didn't you want me to make a sandwich for you? Well, I did it, so stop complaining!"~

Last post by Randy D - June 17, 2018
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If you can't remember your last senior moment is it comforting to have a fresh one you now can?

Last post by Don Barzini - June 15, 2018
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Can you come up with any alcohol-related puns?

Once I couldn't give a XXXX. I'm older Budweiser now.

Last post by Not Sure - June 13, 2018
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May I have those tildes that you're not using, please? ((Don't ask me how I know about them.))

~

Last post by Slartibartfast - June 12, 2018
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How much worse than regular flu is MAN flu?

Women just don't get it. I'm dying here.

Last post by JakobA the unAmerican. - June 13, 2018
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When did "aroused" become a dirty word?

Can you use it without cracking a smile?

Last post by carbonproduct - June 10, 2018
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