God ate a huge meal and ripped a giant fart. It was so big, it condensed into itself and started to fuse and the sun was created. Then he took a dump. It was so big it became the e... moreGod ate a huge meal and ripped a giant fart. It was so big, it condensed into itself and started to fuse and the sun was created. Then he took a dump. It was so big it became the earth. A small turd became the moon. After that he took a leak and filled the oceans, accounting for the salt and other minerals. Do you think this is feasible?
