(or school or a neighbor) were to say to you,"Listen, the blanket you used on your bed this week is a bit too itchy, would you mind changing it for the softer one that's on the sec... more(or school or a neighbor) were to say to you,"Listen, the blanket you used on your bed this week is a bit too itchy, would you mind changing it for the softer one that's on the second shelf in your linen closet? Did you know your underwear drawer has a lock on it? Well, it used to be locked. Those things break real easily. Oh, and by the way, you're running a bit low on (insert any intimate personal grooming item/product here); I can pick it up for you the next time I'm at the drugstore. Well, technically, I'm there all the time because I stop by there a couple of times every day to buy things. Or to watch the cashiers and sales ladies from between the lotion aisle and the ear wax removal display. I don't mind, really I don't . . . ":| less
