So I like can do my best and all but like don't get all like grammary on me: "If you think you can like millennial your way out of helping me clean the garage, you've ... more So I like can do my best and all but like don't get all like grammary on me: "If you think you can like millennial your way out of helping me clean the garage, you've got to be out of your millennial mind!""I went completely blank during the sales presentation, but luckily, most of them were staring blindly into their smarter-than-they-are-phones, so I millenialed my way through it in five minutes without them noticing a thing.""God would not have put you on this earth if He didn't have a plan for you, so millenial your way to the unemployment office.""Nobody even has to try to impress the opposite gender any more, instead they just millennial their way through one situation after another and wait to see which one turns out the best.""I know you attended two of the three trimesters at the local community college and didn't even get a certificate, much less an associate's degree, but that doesn't impress me enough to let you slide into an upper management position your first day on the job. Now grab ... less
If, for example, you were dating someone new or making a new friend, and you wanted them to know you really well, but you could only teach them about you by giving them movies to w... moreIf, for example, you were dating someone new or making a new friend, and you wanted them to know you really well, but you could only teach them about you by giving them movies to watch, which five would you tell them they needed to see and why?
Each job pays the same, but the elephant job requires you to sleep in a tent next to the elephant at night, you must eat all of your meals just after cleaning up the pen, and you m... moreEach job pays the same, but the elephant job requires you to sleep in a tent next to the elephant at night, you must eat all of your meals just after cleaning up the pen, and you must tend to the elephant for a minimum of ten hours daily, six days a week. You are equipped with all the tools, equipment and job-related clothing needed to succeed. The chicken job calls for you to use only your bare hands, no gloves, tools or equipment are allowed. Regulations have you at work seven hours a day for four and a half days a week, and when you're not there, no one else cleans up after the chickens. The clothespin on your nose is supplied by your employer, as well as hand-washing soap.
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