"Randy D is mine, all mine, see? He's mine, do you understand? Don't you ever let me see you show up around him batting your eyelashes and using proper grammar w... more "Randy D is mine, all mine, see? He's mine, do you understand? Don't you ever let me see you show up around him batting your eyelashes and using proper grammar while carrying a tray of sandwiches and a sack full of tildes again, or there's going to be trouble! Grrrrrrrr!"~
(Soap opera announcer's voiceover): Will Randy D react badly when he finds the effeminate repast in his lunch pail?Can Shelley ever forgive herself for slighting her man in such a ... more(Soap opera announcer's voiceover): Will Randy D react badly when he finds the effeminate repast in his lunch pail?Can Shelley ever forgive herself for slighting her man in such a cruel way?
Is this the straw that will break the camel's back and drive Randy D to an early grave?Will the pregnancy test come back positive, even though Shelley used Saran Wrap in a very interesting way?How could a loving woman betray her man Randy D in this manner, unless of course she's not very loving at all?Does Shelley have an ulterior motive in mind and is only faking shock and surprise?Has this list gotten long enough, or do you want more? Is Shelley so cute and pretty that it doesn't matter to Randy D whatever she does?Tune in tomorrow for yet another thrilling episode of "As the Sandwich Spreads"!~ less
What are some other ways to describe relationships between intimate partners (excluding familial ones such as parental, immediate family, extended, parent-child, etc.)?~
