It’s not my fault, it’s just that the topic never came up in conversation at any time during the courtship or engagement Grrrrrrrr. Sig... more
It’s not my fault, it’s just that the topic never came up in conversation at any time during the courtship or engagement Grrrrrrrr. Signed, Randy D “The Oatmeal Kid” Randolph ~
I broke up with mine over a year after high school ended, she married another guy, had four or five children, then got divorced. I do not know the chronology of ... more
I broke up with mine over a year after high school ended, she married another guy, had four or five children, then got divorced. I do not know the chronology of all those events, details are sketchy and it’s been a couple of decades since I last knew of her.
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She: “Why, yes of course, Darling, I’m listening to every word you’ve said. We’re to be married tomorrow morning and you have already made ou... more
She: “Why, yes of course, Darling, I’m listening to every word you’ve said. We’re to be married tomorrow morning and you have already made our honeymoon plans.” Meanwhile, she’s thinking: (((I can probably have this thing appraised by lunchtime. Let’s see how much I can clear so that I can get out of town. Grrrrrrr.)))
“Here you are, Honey I’m just going to pop downstairs to the kitchen to make sure I turned off the stove and to clean up a little bit. I’ll be back l... more “Here you are, Honey I’m just going to pop downstairs to the kitchen to make sure I turned off the stove and to clean up a little bit. I’ll be back later!”~
