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You get to choose a government job in your city/county. What would you choose?

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Posted - March 16, 2021
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  • 1952
    I'd be the mayor of the submarine capital of the world. :)
      March 16, 2021 2:10 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Groton?
      March 16, 2021 2:32 PM MDT
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  • 1952
    Yep! :)
      March 16, 2021 7:13 PM MDT
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  • 16829
    RAAF. I'd relax the medical requirements for certain categories - given that the physical specifications for an air traffic controller, for example, are irrelevant. It's not a job requiring physical strength or supreme fitness. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at March 19, 2021 8:21 PM MDT
      March 16, 2021 3:33 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    You have to be mentally stable. I couldn't do it.
      March 16, 2021 4:53 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Official photographer for the parks department. 
      March 16, 2021 3:41 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    I'd like to be a meter maid for a while then get a permanent job with  the city  parks department.
      March 16, 2021 4:10 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Emperor. 


      March 16, 2021 7:29 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Of the universe?
      March 17, 2021 12:59 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

     As it says above in the question, my city or county.
    ~

      March 17, 2021 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 11087
      March 16, 2021 8:01 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Yes, I would enjoy that. I do often do that for free and love it.
    :)
      March 18, 2021 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 11087
    I like fresh air and making things tidy.
      March 18, 2021 8:19 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Yes.  :)

    I would do well to tidy my own place in a better way, ha.



    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at March 19, 2021 4:07 PM MDT
      March 19, 2021 5:38 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    I'm trying to decide which job to go for. 
      March 17, 2021 2:58 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    mayor of Toronto so I can smoke  crack
      March 17, 2021 6:32 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    Rob Ford already did that so you should do something different  - like Hippy crack ( hippy crack is really really powerful cannabis. Cheers! 
      March 17, 2021 6:42 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    ok guess I’ll have to do meth 
      March 18, 2021 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    I'd like to drive one of those vehicles that sweep the streets. Cheers!
      March 17, 2021 6:46 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Based on others' answers, I guess I misinterpreted your question -- I thought you were asking me to choose and create a government job.

    I would create a "Parking Lot Police Officer"- - some of THE very worst driving I've seen has been in parking lots.
      March 18, 2021 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    I have almost been hit a few times. Some use them for their own personal racetracks.
      March 19, 2021 9:13 AM MDT
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  • 23641
    Yes!  (You didn't mention if you almost got hit in a parking lot as another driver or a pedestrian but I've seen numerous examples of both scenarios.)

    I've lost track of how many times I've had to stop my car in the middle of a parking lot because I had no idea what the other driver was going to do next. Though many others seem to drive this way in a parking lot, I do not -- the old "The shortest distance between two points is a straight (driven fast) line" does not work for me in a parking lot with other moving vehicles and pedestrians. 


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at March 19, 2021 8:59 PM MDT
      March 19, 2021 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Both ped and driver.
      March 19, 2021 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Oh, wow - - yikes!
      March 19, 2021 8:02 PM MDT
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