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If you could say 3 words to Trump what would they be?

My 3 words would be “try drywall spackle”.

The orange makeup doesn't seem to be doing the trick anymore and Trump’s facial imperfections are becoming more and more noticeable. So I think he should get some drywall spackle and fill in the pits and smooth out the bumps on his face. Then put on a primer and finishing coat of orange makeup and he will be all set for his next rally or court appearance. Cheers!



Posted - October 16, 2023

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  • 3841
    He has very large pores, something we can't really do anything about, but the close-up photos make him look worse than usual lately.  
      October 16, 2023 8:37 AM MDT
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  • 44652
    "Eat my shorts."
      October 16, 2023 12:53 PM MDT
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  • 3841
    Not without ketchup, he won't.
      October 16, 2023 2:28 PM MDT
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  • 16835
    Go to jail.

    (If not subject to the three word restriction, I would add "Go directly to jail, do not pass GO, do not collect $200.")
      October 16, 2023 5:57 PM MDT
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  • 1952
    Rapist, racist, traitor or Go f__k yourself
      October 18, 2023 6:47 PM MDT
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  • 23647

    " 'Two Corinthians'?  Ha!"


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at November 6, 2023 6:30 AM MST
      October 18, 2023 7:01 PM MDT
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  • 2132
    Snake in...... grass. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at November 6, 2023 3:45 PM MST
      November 5, 2023 6:50 PM MST
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  • 13277
    I wouldn’t waste my breath.
      November 5, 2023 7:14 PM MST
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  • 34450
    You will win. 
      November 6, 2023 5:20 AM MST
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