Performance anxiety. I had dozens of grammar citations to issue already, and more infractions kept being committed every few seconds, I could barely keep up. Not only that, I was being pestered to put them away for the night and do something else. Decisions, decisions. Grrrrrrrrrr.
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Not in my case, my dear! I’ve been boning up in that area for years now, perfecting my techniques for when you finally come to your senses and stop with the restraining orders and let nature take its course!
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Wait, what? They‘ve finally invented a pill that can help stop people from committing grammatical errors? Will grammar cops be authorized to administer them to perpetrators? (I’m so happy, folks!)
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