This is an excerpt from this article https://www.sciencealert.com/meditation-and-mindfulness-have-a-dark-side-that-we-dont-talk-about
A very wise man once said - Free your mind and your a** will follow. And that wise man was the lead singer of the musical group – Funkadelic. I always thought meditation would be good for the mind and body and never coincided it could have negative effects. Cheers!
I tried once, but Icouldn’t I couldn’t concentrate fully because I was constantly distracted by thoughts of various schemes to get into Minneapolis without the authorities catching me and kicking me out. Grrrrrr.
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How did you know that’s how they package me up when they ship me out of there? You’re not involved in that process in any way, are you? No, I doubt you’d treat me like that. You wouldn’t do anything sneaky and underhanded to your Cuddly Buddly Randy McRandy, right? Right? Hello, Jane? You don’t have anything to do with it, please tell me you don’t. Jane?
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