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Can you think of a humourous Eleventh Commandment?...Here is mine.

Thee who emptieth the toilet paper roll shall replaceth it.

Posted - July 20, 2016
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  • 13277
    Broken link.
      October 19, 2022 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Display not thine fresh warm meaty buns in a provocative and salacious manner lest ye entice the sandwich lovers in thy midst, but verily I say unto thee, if the temptation overpowers thee, and ye must flaunt them, share said fresh warm meaty buns with yon sandwich lover. Grrrrrrr.

    ~

      October 18, 2022 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 16791
    Thou shall not covet any other part of thy neighbour's anatomy either. Why stop at thy neighbour's ass?
      October 19, 2022 6:04 AM MDT
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  • 5451

    Let’s get a little serious about humor.

    Thou shalt not be so serious all of the time.  Jesus used humor to make his points (and make fun of the Roman government), made puns and told jokes in his own language (which got lost in the translation), so, if you really believe the Bible, you can lighten up a little bit also.

      October 19, 2022 7:54 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    The commandments were supposedly delivered by Moses long before Jesus supposedly came along.
      October 19, 2022 9:52 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    The commandments were also supposedly delivered by Moses long before rolls of toilet paper, Viagra and sandwiches with meaty buns came along.
      October 19, 2022 1:23 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Then why do you mention the Nazarene in the context of the commandments?
      October 19, 2022 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 5451

    Stop violating my commandment by taking this so seriously, Stu!  If you keep it up, the punishment will be getting stoned.

      October 19, 2022 4:35 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Too late. I've been doing that since 1976!
      October 19, 2022 5:19 PM MDT
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  • 53509
      (thee’s thine nose)

      October 18, 2022 6:30 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Miss you, Bez. :) This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at October 19, 2022 9:51 AM MDT
      October 18, 2022 5:31 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Ha!
    :)

    EDIT: This "answer" was intended as a  reply to excon for his answer.  :)


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at October 19, 2022 5:17 PM MDT
      June 23, 2021 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 53509


    For some strange reason, possibly due to how old the thread is, our subsequent comments are not appearing in sequence with the intended person’s posts. Grrrrrrr. 


      October 19, 2022 7:01 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    Yes, that happens anytime I've perused old questions when I go into categories and I've replied/answered on relatively 'way-older' posts/questions.
      October 19, 2022 8:21 PM MDT
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