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What would Jesus Drive?

Posted - April 1, 2018

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  • 5835
      April 1, 2018 2:37 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    First of all he might have trouble getting a driver license because of his age.
      April 1, 2018 4:19 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    He wouldn't get a licence either with those great big holes through he's wrists...:( 
      April 1, 2018 4:46 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    The one I know drives a Honda 75 moped and delivers Pizza's ....He wears sandals with no socks so I know it must be hymn .... :( 
      April 1, 2018 4:42 AM MDT
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  • 16840
    Apparently His Dad had a Plymouth and gave Adam and Eve a lift in it. 
    "God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury."
      April 1, 2018 4:46 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    Cute.
      April 1, 2018 2:44 PM MDT
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  • 5835
      April 1, 2018 7:51 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    A hard bargain.
      April 1, 2018 12:23 PM MDT
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  • 21
    Probably a Christler.
      April 1, 2018 12:51 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    That's awesome.
      April 1, 2018 2:47 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Don't you know? 

    Ask Mike Pence.  He knows that Jesus drives him.

      April 1, 2018 2:47 PM MDT
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  • 23662
    The guy in red ain't no Pence - - he's "Race" from "Johnny Quest", as you already know, I'm sure -- and I had a huge crush on him, a cartoon character, I know!
    :)

    Funny cartoon someone made of Quest, though!
    :)



    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at May 23, 2018 1:05 PM MDT
      May 22, 2018 4:22 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    As I recall, it was a "little yellow ford."

    The Battle Hymn of the Republic,
    first stanza:

    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
    He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
    He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword;
    His truth is marching on.

    In the early 1960's the parody started with the second line:

    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
    He is coming down the mountain in His little yellow Ford:
    One hand is on the throttle and the other on a bottle
    Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.





      April 1, 2018 2:54 PM MDT
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  • 44656
      April 2, 2018 12:50 PM MDT
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  • 1393
    Q "What would Jesus Drive?"
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    Wishfully all the usurious money lenders out of the banks.
      May 12, 2018 3:55 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    A golf ball on a Golf pitch if it was able to Putt up with hit and Miss situations ....:( 
      May 12, 2018 4:38 PM MDT
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  • 23662
    a Holy Roller

    your question image is funny!
    :)


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at May 23, 2018 8:24 AM MDT
      May 22, 2018 4:20 PM MDT
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  • 16840
    He left it to Peter, who turned it into a clown car.

    "The apostles were in one Accord" (Acts 5:12) This post was edited by Slartibartfast at June 7, 2018 12:25 AM MDT
      May 22, 2018 5:03 PM MDT
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  • 23662
    That's so funny! Ha!
    :)
      May 23, 2018 8:19 AM MDT
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  • 135
    Drive nothing, seems air travel is the way to go.

    Louisiana televangelist Jesse Duplantis caused quite a stir this week when he asked his followers to donate funds so his ministry can purchase a brand new Dassault Falcon 7X private jet. The luxury three-engine aircraft boasts a high-end entertainment system, an onboard shower, a “whisper quiet” executive cabin, and an impressive nonstop range that allows it to go further than other planes in its class.

    PHOTOS

     
    Jesse Duplantis

    Jesse Duplantis gestures towards photos of his three other private planes during a weekly video segment. (@jesse_duplantis / Twitter)

     
    Falcon 7X

    The Dassault Falcon 7X jet is shown in this promotional image. (Dassault Falcon)

    Oh, and it also costs approximately US$54 million.

    In a weekly video segment posted on his website, Duplantis explained that the jet came up during a divine conversation he had with God.

    “It was one of the greatest statements the Lord ever told me, He said, ‘Jesse do you want to come up where I'm at? I want you to believe me for a Falcon 7X,’” the minister recalled.

    Now, it’s not that Duplantis can’t already fly privately for his work. He currently owns three other private planes with money raised by his devout followers. It’s just that a Falcon 7X would allow the popular preacher to travel “anywhere in the world in one stop,” he explained.

    “If I can do it one stop, I can fly it for a lot cheaper, because I have my own fuel farm. And that’s what’s been a blessing of the Lord.”

    Duplantis justified the expense by conjuring up the image of Jesus Christ in the today’s world.

    “If Jesus was physically on the Earth today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey,” he said. “He'd be in an airplane preaching the Gospel all over the world.”

      June 7, 2018 12:24 AM MDT
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  • 16840
    Shows how far out of touch TV evangelists are.
    If Jesus was physically on Earth today, He'd ride the bus. If going anywhere overseas, He'd fly economy on the redeye. He was the humble sort.

    "I like your Christ, but I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ."
    - Mohandas K Gandhi This post was edited by Slartibartfast at June 7, 2018 1:48 AM MDT
      June 7, 2018 1:47 AM MDT
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  • 135
    It is even worse than that because I would bet that there are enough 'out of touch' christians to ensure he gets his plane, after all they bought his first two planes for him. [EDIT sorry bought his first three planes not two] This post was edited by DCLXVI at June 7, 2018 3:57 AM MDT
      June 7, 2018 3:54 AM MDT
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  • 16840
    And it's horsesh**. Not only woud Jesus NOT have owned His own private plane, He wouldn't have ASSOCIATED with the kind of people who own private planes.
    Matt 23: 13-39
      June 7, 2018 3:58 PM MDT
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  • 135
    Surely a fine upright preacher man like Jesse Duplantis with his own church would not lie to us 
      June 7, 2018 5:52 PM MDT
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