What would Jesus Drive?

First of all he might have trouble getting a driver license because of his age.

The one I know drives a Honda 75 moped and delivers Pizza's ....He wears sandals with no socks so I know it must be hymn .... :( 

Apparently His Dad had a Plymouth and gave Adam and Eve a lift in it. 
"God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury."

A hard bargain.

Don't you know? 

Ask Mike Pence.  He knows that Jesus drives him.

As I recall, it was a "little yellow ford."

The Battle Hymn of the Republic, first stanza:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword;
His truth is marching on.

In the early 1960's the parody started with the second line:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is coming down the mountain in His little yellow Ford:
One hand is on the throttle and the other on a bottle
Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.

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Wishfully all the usurious money lenders out of the banks.

A golf ball on a Golf pitch if it was able to Putt up with hit and Miss situations ....:( 

a Holy Roller

your question image is funny!
:)


This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at May 23, 2018 8:24 AM MDT

Drive nothing, seems air travel is the way to go.

Louisiana televangelist Jesse Duplantis caused quite a stir this week when he asked his followers to donate funds so his ministry can purchase a brand new Dassault Falcon 7X private jet. The luxury three-engine aircraft boasts a high-end entertainment system, an onboard shower, a “whisper quiet” executive cabin, and an impressive nonstop range that allows it to go further than other planes in its class.

Oh, and it also costs approximately US$54 million.

In a weekly video segment posted on his website, Duplantis explained that the jet came up during a divine conversation he had with God.

“It was one of the greatest statements the Lord ever told me, He said, ‘Jesse do you want to come up where I'm at? I want you to believe me for a Falcon 7X,’” the minister recalled.

Now, it’s not that Duplantis can’t already fly privately for his work. He currently owns three other private planes with money raised by his devout followers. It’s just that a Falcon 7X would allow the popular preacher to travel “anywhere in the world in one stop,” he explained.

“If I can do it one stop, I can fly it for a lot cheaper, because I have my own fuel farm. And that’s what’s been a blessing of the Lord.”

Duplantis justified the expense by conjuring up the image of Jesus Christ in the today’s world.

“If Jesus was physically on the Earth today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey,” he said. “He'd be in an airplane preaching the Gospel all over the world.”