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Ok, let me see if I understand this: I buy the house next to yours and immediately you pack up and move out. Coincidence? Grrrrrrr. ~

Posted - August 19, 2018

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  • 2658
      August 19, 2018 9:31 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    That was my look when I saw who it was too!
      August 21, 2018 3:07 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    I feel better knowing the wizard was wondering too :)
      August 21, 2018 3:12 PM MDT
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  • "Just coincidence."  Well ... we're movin' on up to the East Side. 
            To a deluxe apartment in the sky.  C-YA!!

      August 19, 2018 9:52 PM MDT
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  • 17364
    I love that photo.

    But I haven't moved.  You have me confused with someone else.  Who are you, anyway!?
      August 19, 2018 11:26 PM MDT
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  • 22853
      August 20, 2018 8:13 AM MDT
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  • 44175
    Do I need a restraining order? Our street is a no-tilde zone.
      August 20, 2018 12:37 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    Don't feel bad, Randy.  It's for the good of the tildes.  A lot of them got flattened by cars on his street.


    Don't worry, Element 99.  I won't tell Randy I saw you laughing while running over them on purpose.


      August 20, 2018 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      Wait, I bought real estate in a NO-TILDE zone?  I didn't even know such places existed!  I've been had!  Where's that realtor? I demand a full and immediate refund! Grrrrrrrrr!
      August 20, 2018 11:17 PM MDT
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  • 13071
     Maybe we should start over again. ;+
      August 20, 2018 12:40 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    I gasped at that gif!! Ha!
    :)
      August 20, 2018 2:32 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    He he. ;)
      August 20, 2018 2:49 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    :)
    You can tell that it happened just that way - - POW!!!
      August 20, 2018 4:27 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      Oh, you like it rough, I see.  Helllllllooo, new neighbor. (Wink, wink.)

    ~
      August 20, 2018 11:19 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    It's not a coincidence.  I'm just moving to the house across the street so I can spy on you easier.
      August 20, 2018 4:59 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      I know your kind.  Grrrrrr.

    ~
      August 20, 2018 11:23 PM MDT
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  • 16199
    It's not me, the landlord has an objection to grammar Nazis so he's selling the joint.
      August 21, 2018 12:17 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    I was just renting but maybe i'll change my mind and stay seeing my new neighbor is rich enough to afford a car. Might be better than the  bums who lived there before. This post was edited by Kittigate at August 21, 2018 6:02 PM MDT
      August 21, 2018 12:31 AM MDT
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  • 10026

    On and off all day, I've been trying to write a poem for my answer to this question.  When I became flustered with it, I started the questions where I left off yesterday and answered as many as I could from the bottom up.
    It's that time that I knew would happen where, once again, I am at this question. So, here it goes, I'll give it another swing.  Please bare with me if the syntax is off and the rhymes don't ring.  Just be grateful I didn't put it to music and then try to sing!  O.K.  Here we go:
    You might recognize it a little.  It is a spin off an old nursery rhyme many of us knew.

    There was an old wizardress who lived in a shoe.
    It was the left shoe.  Why? No one ever knew.

    As she was being swayed very smoothly
    by the rhythmical walk in the park on this Thursday

    She was jolted by a sudden slam!
    There's nothing worse than a squelching Toe-Jam!

    Topsy, Turvey  and feeling a bit clumsy
    she peered past the string and what did she see?
    Why, it was a moving van being driven by none other than Randy!

    Her eyes were like saucers as she continued to stare
    How can this be? How would he dare?

    But there he was, riding in on his high top
    The wizardress could see he was not going to stop

    The tildes were abundant dancing and  swooning him left and right
    and the wizardress's shoe was kicked to the corner, forgotten, the following night.

    And to this day that is where her tired, old, left shoe still sits
    and she in the corner, knitting socks for whomever they will fit. 

    She sees Randy in his flashy high-rise, high tops on the other side of the closet.
    And she hopes someday he will take her for the ride she's heard  called,
    "The High Top Rocket!"

    This post was edited by Merlin at August 22, 2018 5:46 AM MDT
      August 21, 2018 11:18 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i dont think so
      September 9, 2018 4:50 PM MDT
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