Once I was walking down the road caring my wood splinting maul and minding my own business when a cop stopped me and asked me what I was doing. So I pointed to the gas station and said - I'm just going down to Petro Scam - Petro Scam is what the local yokels call Petro Can because of it's high prices but I don't think the cop knew that and he started thinking I had some kind of beef with them. Then he asked me what was with the axe and I said - it's not an axe it's a wood splitting maul then he said what ever what's the difference so I started to take the sock off the head of the maul to show him. His Glock hand seemed to be getting mighty itchy so I stopped and started telling him the whole story. Which was one of my Fairwinds ground keeping customers was picking me up at Petro Can and I was going to her house to split up a cord of fir firewood. Then I told him that since she only has a wood chopping axe I bring my wood splitting maul. His Glock hand still seemed a bit itchy so I name dropped a Judge that lived by my grounds keeping customer then I started babblings on about the Judges gorgeous yard and his new water feature. Eventually the cop told me to have a good day and off we went. Cheers!