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Can you think of any funny names that would be appropriate to a job or profession?

Example: Ben Dover...proctologist.

Posted - September 14, 2018
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  • 13277
    Shyster, Goniff* & Shlock, Attorneys at Law

    *Yiddish for thief.
      September 14, 2018 6:37 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    Nice. I also like Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
      September 14, 2018 6:41 PM MDT
    5

  • 5808
    Master Light Bulb Installer
      September 14, 2018 6:57 PM MDT
    4

  • 1502
    “Legal thief”—lawyer

    ”Adult babysitter”—corrections officer. Grown male inmates are the biggest crybabies on earth. They’re also violent.

    ”Con artist”—politician, car sales people, and anyone working sales on commission. 

    “Pathological liar”—every major television news host/anchor.



    This post was edited by Rizz at September 17, 2018 6:38 PM MDT
      September 14, 2018 7:26 PM MDT
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  • 1502
    “Wife—caretaker of a grown child. =)
     
      September 14, 2018 10:14 PM MDT
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  • 34272
    Mr Bill's Accounting

      September 14, 2018 7:49 PM MDT
    5

  • 2658
    A banker named  Will  Cheats.
      September 14, 2018 7:56 PM MDT
    6

  • 47
    Ronald Spermenegger, freelance sperm donor This post was edited by 1123 at September 17, 2018 6:38 PM MDT
      September 14, 2018 8:30 PM MDT
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  • 10639
    Seymore Butts - Proctologist 

      September 14, 2018 10:10 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Paige Turner -- magazine editor 

      Lindsey Doyle -- spice merchant

      R. M. Pitt -- deodorant tester

      Jerry Riggs -- handyman

      Dee Fintz -- personal injury lawyer

      Dee Porter -- immigration officer

      Ray Deeyo -- disc jockey

      Vic Toria -- female impersonator

      Mel Lunne -- green grocer

      Ellie Fant -- zoologist

      Summer Knight -- lady of the evening

      Dawn Riser -- bugler at military barracks

      Autumn Raines -- weather announcer

      Rose Thorne -- florist

      Lon Werker -- gardener

      Hugh Mann -- anthropologist

      Cal Ender -- master scheduler

      ~
       
      September 15, 2018 12:15 AM MDT
    7

  • "Helen Hunt" -- Lost & Found Specialist

      September 15, 2018 2:08 AM MDT
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  • 44608
    Nice.
      September 15, 2018 12:37 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    I was COMPLETELY surprised by that!
    Ha!
    :)
    :)
    :)
      September 17, 2018 6:40 PM MDT
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  • smiles .... I saw him do that routine on TV, many years ago. I was surprised to see it on YouTube.  Glad you got a kick out of it.  :)
      September 17, 2018 6:47 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    I certainly did!
    :)
    :)
      September 17, 2018 7:04 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no
      September 15, 2018 3:52 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Flash Harry ,the Composer or Exposer is it      !!!!!!!!! !    :) 
      September 17, 2018 8:01 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Rod Tailor ...The Condom maker 
      September 17, 2018 8:05 PM MDT
    1