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If I fell into a deep crevice while searching for tildes, needed your help to be rescued, only you and one other person knew about it, would

you merely push that other person into the crevice with me, get a bulldozer, push tons of dirt into it and bury us alive, or would you do what you know is right?


Posted - January 6

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  • 4955
    For your sake, I would hope the other person noticed---lol.




      January 6, 2019 12:53 PM MST
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  • 2594
    I would rescue you!  :  )  :  ) 

      January 6, 2019 1:00 PM MST
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  • 21911


       THANK YOU, MORNINGSTAR! (Sniff, sniff.). I'm so touched! (Sob.)

    ~
      January 6, 2019 1:16 PM MST
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  • 2594
    Who would I make samiches for if you weren't around?  Anyway you are a really nice person whom I like a lot.  (is it who or whom?)  See?  I need you too. 
    This post was edited by MorningStar at January 6, 2019 6:20 PM MST
      January 6, 2019 1:27 PM MST
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  • 21911

      It's whom you like a lot, Sweetie; you had it right the first time.
    ~
      January 6, 2019 7:18 PM MST
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  • 2594
    OOOOO my hero!  Thank you.
      January 6, 2019 8:02 PM MST
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  • 5421
    I would toss down a mountain climber's axe thingy that would be shaped like a tilde, and tease you with a sandwich buffet served by, oh, I don't know, Sharonna? 
      January 6, 2019 1:45 PM MST
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  • 21911

      Would there even be a rope tied to that axe?

    ~
      January 6, 2019 2:42 PM MST
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  • 5421
    I'm no mountain climber, so my selection of proper climbing equipment would be minimal. Oh, heck, I'll toss down a jet pack. 
      January 6, 2019 5:37 PM MST
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  • 21260
    I,of course would do  the right thing. Tell the other person to not go down there, then fill the crevasse with concrete. That way I could corner the tilde market, get all of the sandwiches and marry all the women here. Never mind...that would be boring. I'd rescue you if you would make the sammiches for one year. And no grammar corrections for one year.
      January 6, 2019 6:28 PM MST
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  • 21911


      (Space after that first comma.)

    It appears that I can't hold out for an entire year. 
    ~
      January 6, 2019 6:48 PM MST
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  • 21260
    He said as the concrete pours down on him. I'll tell Jane. No more restraining orders.
      January 6, 2019 6:58 PM MST
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  • 21911

      I've already started burrowing, I expect to reach Chinese territory before the Kwik-Krete hardens fully. It's a good thing I just happened to have both my Mandarin and Cantonese grammar handbooks on my person. (Those restraining orders have no legal authority on foreign soil, ill I'll be texting Jane as soon as I break ground.)

    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at January 7, 2019 10:35 AM MST
      January 6, 2019 7:16 PM MST
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  • 4473
    Thanks for having my back!
      January 6, 2019 9:42 PM MST
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  • 4473
    Now where would I get a bulldozer? Seriously, where???
      January 6, 2019 9:47 PM MST
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  • 21911

      Hey, wait . . . 
      January 7, 2019 5:41 AM MST
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  • 1194
    I might try tossing down a rope made of tightly woven tildes.

    But if that failed, I'd ring emergency services,
    and in the meantime stay in touch to help keep your spirits up.


      January 6, 2019 10:28 PM MST
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  • 5850
    ...

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    I'm thinking it over!

      January 6, 2019 10:38 PM MST
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  • 7154
    Throw down supplies. Enough Vegemite to sustain you until you're rescued.
      January 7, 2019 6:04 AM MST
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  • 5273
    I would do what I know is right. Get a bulldozer.
      January 7, 2019 4:06 PM MST
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