Well, if speeding is a crime, I am guilty of that. I've also gotten a ticket for going through a red light and one for making a right turn at a red light when I wasn't supposed to.
When we were teenagers my friends and I would drive to a carryout and take turns stealing a bottle of wine. Committed adultery in Illinois. (Yes...it's still a crime.) Had sex with a female shipmate. Article 134, UCMJ. Reckless driving. Run red lights. (On purpose.)
Oh yeah Growing up was a real learning experience. and the punishment? Let's say painful. From the Razor strap to the palms of my hands 10 Times from The high school principal to my step dad with the same punishment. Also spent five days in jail while in the Navy, someone stole all of my clothes from my locker. A shipmate also was robbed, so shipmates idea was to go through all of the lockers and find our clothes, and then to take some of the thiefs clothes from his locker... stupid...i took one thing my shipmate took lots. the thief complained and they went through our lockers and found the clothes so they locked us up for five days. Also was in Prison in Afghanistan for two weeks. Hitch hiked to India. When arriving in Afghanistan All doors to the van that picked me up was open...very hot. Parked and all of a sudden someone jumps in one side of the Van with a bag full of hash. then he jumps out leaves the Hashhish and a Afghani cop jumps in the other side and says "Gotcha"... We all smoked some while he was taking us to the prison yard. hahaha What a setup. Kept us for two weeks in the prison yard while trying to extort money from our relatives back home. No luck so they let us go after two weeks. You want more? When i was 13 stole a candy bar from a store got caught, step dad punishment was razor strap to the palms of both hands...didn't even get to eat the candy bar...haha But learned some valuable lessons, oh then there was in high school...Oh never Mind that's enough Karma is a beotch...
This post was edited by Baba at January 30, 2020 10:00 AM MST
I was a juvenile. I snuck out late one night with a friend who had a car (legally) and some of his 'buddies'. They decided to break into a cigarette vending machine. (this was the 60's) I chose to stay back and hide in the bushes. Meanwhile, they were loaded down with stolen butts, and the police showed up and nabbed them!
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