He: “Sandwiches.”She: “Get a life, a real life.”
He: “How does that translate to you making more sandwiches for me?”She: “It’s not n... moreHe: “Sandwiches.”She: “Get a life, a real life.”
He: “How does that translate to you making more sandwiches for me?”She: “It’s not normal, don’t you realize that? You have a screw loose, you have problems.”He: “This is about you buying avocados last week and bringing them here, having them in my kitchen, isn’t it?”She: “You need psychiatric help. I envision long term and in a secure facility.”He: “I bet you even dream about secretly slipping me some Vegemite every now and then, don’t you?”She: “Sometimes I ask myself why I’m even with you.”He: “I never lied to you, I didn’t hide it, you knew about the sandwiches before you decided to be with me.”She: “Back then, I thought it was just some silly quirk, a phase.”
He: “WHAT?”She: “It used to be cute, now it’s just irritating.”He: “I can’t hear this, I can’t s... less
*Either your biological parent(s), any stepparent(s) you may have had, the people or person who raised you, or any other person(s) you consider as being a parent of yours.
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a) Complimentsb) Seeing someone wearing revealing clothingc) When person whom I find attractive talks to med) Off-color or outwardly dirty jokese) When I hear or read vulgar... more
a) Complimentsb) Seeing someone wearing revealing clothingc) When person whom I find attractive talks to med) Off-color or outwardly dirty jokese) When I hear or read vulgar or profane words, especially in unexpected situationsf) When I do something silly or stupidg) When I see someone do something silly or stupidh) When I think of something naughty, especially in circumstances where I shouldn’t be thinking that wayi) When I am called upon to speak in front of others or perform some type of demonstrationj) When I’m caught in a lie or other transgressionk) Nothing; I’ve never blushed in my entire lifel) Two or more of the above, specifically ___________
m) None of the above, but a different reason, specifically _______________
