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Humorous answers, please. Where would be a terrible, weird, odd, goofy or insane place to install a hidden camera, and why? ~

Last post by SavvyAnsley - June 26, 2020
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Have you ever been goosed by a Goose berry bush?

Yesterday at work l was and I must say I was a bit flatterd. When I told my wife about it she said I deserved it because I was wearing tight shorts . Cheers... more

Last post by B.H.Wilson - June 21, 2020
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God takes a dump on your lawn. Is it perfect?

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Last post by Pearl - June 20, 2020
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When I marry the tree trainer next week, what do you think should be the first dance song at our wedding?

Last post by Jaimie - May 21, 2022
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What was the last sign you saw along a road that made you laugh or smile?

Today I drove by :"PICK YOUR OWN FREE DANDELIONS"

Last post by WelbyQuentin - May 26
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Letting your imagination run wild: what’s the first thing you think of when she says she only has guy friends?

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Last post by Randy D - August 30, 2022
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Why can't you understand that there's no guarantee this will even work? Listen, we're left with no other choice, we have to give it a try.

Now put your gloves on and prepare the tildes while I get all of the machinery ready.

Last post by Art Lover - May 18, 2020
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What are some examples of jokes and puns that people from Crested Butte, Colorado are sick of hearing? ~

Last post by B.H.Wilson - May 16, 2020
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Any women here want me to join your stable?

Last post by amber - May 12, 2020
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This is our first pandemic together! Help lighten the mood; post a COVID-related joke!

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Last post by Jaimie - May 11, 2020
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You’re tasked with the responsibility of awakening me tomorrow morning. How would you do it using humor?

P. S. You cannot wake up my wife, who will be asleep right next to me.~

Last post by Randy D - May 11, 2020
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Humorous replies, please. If you were to compile a list of Face Mask Etiquette, which points would you include on it?

Last post by Shuhak - May 8, 2020
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Humorous replies, please: everyone is entitled to at least ONE mistake, right?

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Last post by Element 99 - May 6, 2020
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How many toques does it take to get a Canadian high, eh?

Last post by Stu Spelling Bee - May 3, 2020
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Do you have any continuing meaningfulness in the lives of any of your exes? (Jaimie, don’t answer this.)

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Last post by Randy D - April 30, 2020
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