Apparently when he found out he got crabs he went back to the hooker to complain and she said - it was only $5 what did you expect lobster? Stole that joke from Seth... moreApparently when he found out he got crabs he went back to the hooker to complain and she said - it was only $5 what did you expect lobster? Stole that joke from Seth Meyers. Cheers!