I. I don't even know what they are.
II. I don't even know what they are, but you sure do post about them a lot. Are you a mental patient or something?III. I don't even ... moreI. I don't even know what they are.
II. I don't even know what they are, but you sure do post about them a lot. Are you a mental patient or something?III. I don't even know what they are, nor do I care.IV. They're not real, just like UFOs and government quality-of-life programs.V. I'd call PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). No, wait, ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals). Hold on, tildes aren't animals!VI. I'd call the Grammar Police. Wait, they're not real either.VII. Oh, I suppose you expect me to call 911 and get arrested for frivolously tying up their lines with your bogusness. You'd like that, you weirdo.VIII. Why are you using Roman numerals? Reported.IX. Didn't Sharonna sufficiently chastise you for posting all these silly tilde-related questions?X. Livvie! Somehow he's got his hands on some more tildes! Time for another rescue roundup!XI. That's silly: everyone knows that tildes can't fe... less
