A. Of course you should. Everyone knows that the hero gets the girl at the end of the movie. B. Of course not! Haven't you seen the show "Locked Up Abroad"? ... moreA. Of course you should. Everyone knows that the hero gets the girl at the end of the movie. B. Of course not! Haven't you seen the show "Locked Up Abroad"? It's a trap, dude.
C. Are you crazy? She's got some bozo doing that every couple of weeks, and she always goes right back to London.D. Meh. E. What are you going to do, besides screwing up her life worse than it is right now?F. Too late; she used the money on a one-way ticket from Heathrow to California, and she's on your doorstep with all of her worldly goods. Have fun explaining that to your wife.G. Don't be silly. You'll never get all those tildes past the TSA (Transportation Security Agency).H. No. You've obviously forgotten the fiasco you caused when you tried it with another one in India.I. Other answer. less
So I like can do my best and all but like don't get all like grammary on me: "If you think you can like millennial your way out of helping me clean the garage, you've ... more So I like can do my best and all but like don't get all like grammary on me: "If you think you can like millennial your way out of helping me clean the garage, you've got to be out of your millennial mind!""I went completely blank during the sales presentation, but luckily, most of them were staring blindly into their smarter-than-they-are-phones, so I millenialed my way through it in five minutes without them noticing a thing.""God would not have put you on this earth if He didn't have a plan for you, so millenial your way to the unemployment office.""Nobody even has to try to impress the opposite gender any more, instead they just millennial their way through one situation after another and wait to see which one turns out the best.""I know you attended two of the three trimesters at the local community college and didn't even get a certificate, much less an associate's degree, but that doesn't impress me enough to let you slide into an upper management position your first day on the job. Now grab ... less
