Once some freinds that were visiting from Ontario heard a pair of weasels calling each other and they asked me what it was and I told them it was the wild monkeys. They... moreOnce some freinds that were visiting from Ontario heard a pair of weasels calling each other and they asked me what it was and I told them it was the wild monkeys. They didn't believe me so I told them that in the 70s some hippy activist freed the monkeys from a circus and the pair of monkeys breed and now there are about 30 of them living by the pond. They still didn't believe me so I told them that I would take them to the pond in the morning and show them the monkeys but we will have to be real carefully because it's mating season and the male monkeys are really agressive. In the morning we started out to go to the pond and I gave my dog the hand command to do a perimeter cheak ( knowing were he would end the cheak and how long it would take him). When we got to the pond we didn'the see any monkeys and they told me it was probally because there are no monkeys. So I told them that sometimes the monkeys h... less
I just drove all the way to the bank to put something in my safety deposit box, went through their COVID-19 prevention protocols, waited patiently to be screened, met... more
I just drove all the way to the bank to put something in my safety deposit box, went through their COVID-19 prevention protocols, waited patiently to be screened, met with the Services Officer, who held the bank‘s key. The first thing she asked me, based on what happened the last time I had been there about two years ago, “Sir, you did remember to bring your key this time, right?” I happily responded that I had, and I proudly brandished it. I then saw the Securities Manager, had my two forms of picture ID verified and copied, filled out the access form and went into the vault with the Services Officer. She turned her key, I turned mine, she retrieved my box, placed it in the privacy booth and stepped out of the vault. Once alone, I opened my box . . . wait, where are the documents that I meant to place in it, the entire purpose for my trip all the way downtown? Oh, those? I left them at home on the coffee table, that’s where! Grrrrr.&... less
For me being happy in the sun. It has been 12 years except for two short visits to the land of the living. I sure do miss sunshine and nice weather. Not too hot an... moreFor me being happy in the sun. It has been 12 years except for two short visits to the land of the living. I sure do miss sunshine and nice weather. Not too hot and not too cold, just right.
