On another site someone posted about the possibility of Trump being ill and might need an operation for a new heart.
So I replied -Yeah but to make his new heart more compatible i... moreOn another site someone posted about the possibility of Trump being ill and might need an operation for a new heart.
So I replied -Yeah but to make his new heart more compatible it will have to be a heart from a baboon.
Then I gave it some more thought and added - Here is how Trump’s life will change after he gets a new baboon heart – yet remain the same.
White house chief – Sir what do you want for breakfast?
Trump – banana.
White house chief - sir what do you want for an after breakfast snack?
Trump – banana.
White house chief – Sir what do you want for lunch?
Trump – banana.
White house chief – Sir what do you want for an after lunch snack?
Trump banana.
White house chief – Sir what do you want for super?
Trump – the constitution on toast. Cheers! less
Here's mine : Trump the great multi-tasker. He attended peace talks, went to the Pope's funeral, showed the world that he's above following any silly dress code and manages to... moreHere's mine : Trump the great multi-tasker. He attended peace talks, went to the Pope's funeral, showed the world that he's above following any silly dress code and manages to squeeze in his naptime.
The other morning I was up at 3 am, went outside, sat in my chair on the porch. Saw an Owl with a white face perched on a cross I have in my backyard. I began talk... moreThe other morning I was up at 3 am, went outside, sat in my chair on the porch. Saw an Owl with a white face perched on a cross I have in my backyard. I began talking to it to see if we could be friends, was out there for a while talking to this owl. Was amazed at how still it was and didn't move. The next day I again went outside and looked at the cross hoping to see the owl re-appear. There wasn't an owl but merely the end of a piece of wood which was white. I had been talking to a piece of wood all along. Hope none of my neighbors were up at that time and saw me talking to nothing. I'm still laughing at myself. Next time I'll get my flashlight and make sure. less
