The joke was “good one Donald”. And it was in regards to Trump’s 2020 claims like - “If Biden wins, you’re gonna have a stock market collapse the like... moreThe joke was “good one Donald”. And it was in regards to Trump’s 2020 claims like - “If Biden wins, you’re gonna have a stock market collapse the likes of which you’ve never had.” The stock market is now at a all time high – so yeah good one Donald.Cheers and happy weekend!
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
... moreThe answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams "Allah ho akhbar!", raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
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Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Kimber 1911.45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety... less
We have only been in our new place a few months now and I have already put a couple of gouges in walls from being careless. This morning I asked my wife if she has seen the dings t... moreWe have only been in our new place a few months now and I have already put a couple of gouges in walls from being careless. This morning I asked my wife if she has seen the dings that I put in the walls and she said no. So I pretended that my feelings were hurt and said – you never notice any of things I do around here. Cheers!
I came pretty darn close yesterday when they brought over my wife’s new oxygen machine. The guy had a look at the old machine and said – the fitter looks a little dusty... moreI came pretty darn close yesterday when they brought over my wife’s new oxygen machine. The guy had a look at the old machine and said – the fitter looks a little dusty. Then he explained how I should be cleaning the fitters. And I said – oh I have just been blowing them off. Then I thought oh no he is going to say – that's what she said. Cheers!
