I just stole this one from SW. What is the difference between Bird flu and Swine flu? With bird flue you need tweetment but with Swine flu you need oinkment. Cheers!
I do because Trumps accountants have declared that years of his financial statements are not reliable. That could cause his lenders to call all his debts to be paid up im... moreI do because Trumps accountants have declared that years of his financial statements are not reliable. That could cause his lenders to call all his debts to be paid up immediately. And that could put Trump in the poor house and he might have to start living in his car (Car-a- Logo). Stole that joke from Stephen Colbert. Cheers!
You will never guess so I will just tell you - its me. Today I was using a chop saw and chop saws are probably called chop saws because they have chopped a lot of fingers and... moreYou will never guess so I will just tell you - its me. Today I was using a chop saw and chop saws are probably called chop saws because they have chopped a lot of fingers and hands off people that didn't keep their mind on their job. And I must say it was pretty hard to keep my mind on the job well thinking about me in my speedo on the West Coast of Vancouver Island next mouth. Cheers!
I would like to place one on someone's seat in a court room. Then after the person sits down on the Whoopee cushion jump up and shout - odor in the court - odor in the court. Cheers!
Humorously speaking, what are some statements you would consider to be fighting words if someone said them to you? It would have to be something specific to you and your life&rsquo... moreHumorously speaking, what are some statements you would consider to be fighting words if someone said them to you? It would have to be something specific to you and your life’s circumstances. For instance, you love coffee, and someone says, “You’re just going to have to start doing without coffee every morning; I’ll help you by making sure none ever gets to you.”Examples from the Randy D perspective:“Oh, you’re going to eat this avocado and mayonnaise casserole topped with a caramelized Vegemite glaze, or I’m going to force-feed it to you!”“But I don’t want to make sandwiches any more, and I’m sick of this basement! Get out of my way, I’m going home!”“Tilde-collecting? Is that a real thing? Come on, only a true nutcase . . . ”“Listen, pal, I don’t care how far you traveled to get here to Minnesota, I don’t care how many of her restraining orders you’ve ignored in the past; I’ve been hired... less
