I know, this is life's big question, but someone must know the answer to this, otherwise, what will we teach the children of tomorrow?
Wade's World......Wade's World.....It's part... moreI know, this is life's big question, but someone must know the answer to this, otherwise, what will we teach the children of tomorrow?
Wade's World......Wade's World.....It's party time...Excellent...
That's my new theme tune, it has an authentic ring to it
Listen, if you live nearby, can you put me up for a few hours? I've got cash, I can pay you. Come on, a few twenties will make it worth your while, and by morning, I'll be long gon... moreListen, if you live nearby, can you put me up for a few hours? I've got cash, I can pay you. Come on, a few twenties will make it worth your while, and by morning, I'll be long gone. What do you say?
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?"
The German replies, "Nein, just one."
... moreA German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?"
The German replies, "Nein, just one."
"Drei"-pronounced "dry"—is German for "three". "Nein"-pronounced "nine"—is German for "No". "Dieser Witz stinkt" is German for "This joke stinks".
Good one? Bad one? I was told I have a dry humour. I went looking for a dry joke that would make me laugh. This one did, then again...I speak both languages...
What's your best dry joke? (Keep it sober, we are in the main room).
