A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?"
The German replies, "Nein, just one."
... moreA German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?"
The German replies, "Nein, just one."
"Drei"-pronounced "dry"—is German for "three". "Nein"-pronounced "nine"—is German for "No". "Dieser Witz stinkt" is German for "This joke stinks".
Good one? Bad one? I was told I have a dry humour. I went looking for a dry joke that would make me laugh. This one did, then again...I speak both languages...
What's your best dry joke? (Keep it sober, we are in the main room).
This new fire extinguisher is 20X better then my old extinguisher so that either = 20X more fire safety or 20X more trust on my rocket pants. I'v wanted a pair of rocket pants sinc... moreThis new fire extinguisher is 20X better then my old extinguisher so that either = 20X more fire safety or 20X more trust on my rocket pants. I'v wanted a pair of rocket pants since I was a kid but back then it didn't seem possible because there wern' light weight materials like plastic and nylon so I would of had to use wood and stone to build my rocket pants and I would of needed a thruster the size of a VW. Plus back then I didn't get an allowance so funding the rocket pants would of been a nightmare. But now I jave the technology and a bit of money in the loonie jar (I save all my loonies (1 dollar coins) in a jar Cheers! less
Two ladies talk and one of them says:
"I want to meet someone who can make me feel strong, full of energy, and able to take on the world."
The other lady replies: "You don't need s... moreTwo ladies talk and one of them says:
"I want to meet someone who can make me feel strong, full of energy, and able to take on the world."
The other lady replies: "You don't need someone for that. I know exactly what you need - coffee."
Last saturday when I went into the public washroom at the Technology center I noticed that I had a pebble stuck in the tread of my work boot. So I plucked it out and cuffed it my h... moreLast saturday when I went into the public washroom at the Technology center I noticed that I had a pebble stuck in the tread of my work boot. So I plucked it out and cuffed it my hand. Then I went to one of the stand up urinals and after a few seconds I tossed the pebble into the urinal and it made a real loud click sound then I looked at the guy that was using the urinal next to me and said - man am I ever glad that I finally passed that. This saturday when I go to the center I'm thinking of bringing a pebble and onion with me and do the same routine but before I toss the pebble in I'll rube the onion in my eyes so they tear up and say - man I'm glad I finally passed that but it really really hurt. Cheers! less
