Listen, if you live nearby, can you put me up for a few hours? I've got cash, I can pay you. Come on, a few twenties will make it worth your while, and by morning, I'll be long gon... moreListen, if you live nearby, can you put me up for a few hours? I've got cash, I can pay you. Come on, a few twenties will make it worth your while, and by morning, I'll be long gone. What do you say?
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?"
The German replies, "Nein, just one."
... moreA German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?"
The German replies, "Nein, just one."
"Drei"-pronounced "dry"—is German for "three". "Nein"-pronounced "nine"—is German for "No". "Dieser Witz stinkt" is German for "This joke stinks".
Good one? Bad one? I was told I have a dry humour. I went looking for a dry joke that would make me laugh. This one did, then again...I speak both languages...
What's your best dry joke? (Keep it sober, we are in the main room).
This new fire extinguisher is 20X better then my old extinguisher so that either = 20X more fire safety or 20X more trust on my rocket pants. I'v wanted a pair of rocket pants sinc... moreThis new fire extinguisher is 20X better then my old extinguisher so that either = 20X more fire safety or 20X more trust on my rocket pants. I'v wanted a pair of rocket pants since I was a kid but back then it didn't seem possible because there wern' light weight materials like plastic and nylon so I would of had to use wood and stone to build my rocket pants and I would of needed a thruster the size of a VW. Plus back then I didn't get an allowance so funding the rocket pants would of been a nightmare. But now I jave the technology and a bit of money in the loonie jar (I save all my loonies (1 dollar coins) in a jar Cheers! less
Two ladies talk and one of them says:
"I want to meet someone who can make me feel strong, full of energy, and able to take on the world."
The other lady replies: "You don't need s... moreTwo ladies talk and one of them says:
"I want to meet someone who can make me feel strong, full of energy, and able to take on the world."
The other lady replies: "You don't need someone for that. I know exactly what you need - coffee."
