Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters... moreThree sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door." less
Just a moment ago, I watched my husband reading the paper and picking his nose.I waited, knowing what was coming.
He twirled it between his fingers, popped it in his mouth, and che... moreJust a moment ago, I watched my husband reading the paper and picking his nose.I waited, knowing what was coming.
He twirled it between his fingers, popped it in his mouth, and chewed.At which moment I asked, "What does it taste like?"He looked up, startled, then swallowed and burst into laughter, and so did I.Then he said, "like moist bread, except tasteless.""Why do you eat it?""Because it's the most convenient way to get rid of it," he answered.Hmm.I keep a tissue or hanky nearby.Others sprinkle it wherever they happen to be.Others pop it out the window at traffic lights.Presumably, many people save it for times when they visit the loo.Which must mean quite a lot of clogged and itchy noses out there in the lands of the polite.What do you do? less
