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What is your best self defence move?

Mine is the karate chop surprise. It is a 3 step move that includes a bit of acting skills and a bit of political in correctness. Step One - get into a real un proffesional looking karate stance. Step Two - raise up one arm and say - karate chop. Step three - punch them with your other hand and say - ah so or so sorry. Cheers and happy Mothers day!

Posted - May 10, 2020
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  • 6477
    I don't believe I have a defense move! Perhaps I should borrow yours! 
      May 10, 2020 10:39 AM MDT
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  • 11154
    Everybody has a defence move but sometimes you have to first  find your inner ninja  to know what it is. The song -  Inner Ninja  ft. by David Myles  might help you find your move. Cheers and happy Mothers day! This post was edited by Nanoose at May 10, 2020 5:28 PM MDT
      May 10, 2020 11:04 AM MDT
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  • 1502
    WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

    There. That's it.
      May 10, 2020 10:44 AM MDT
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  • 23647
    It's no wonder why we get along.
    :)
      May 11, 2020 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 10663
    2 coughs and a sneeze.  For some reason it makes everyone run away (and if they do come back, they never come any closer than 6 feet).
      May 10, 2020 11:22 AM MDT
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  • 11154
    That's  a good coronavirus days defence. You could  call it your Coronavirus Surprise move.   Cheers!
      May 11, 2020 11:20 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Look for JA to make sure she's relaxed, safe, and happy. Laugh with and love Element, swirl around and do a shot with Jaimie, Dance with Boogie-Woogie Randy, Stop, think, and spell, with Stu, gorilla-hug Welby, Stand proud with SpunkySenior, try to pay them off with my2c, yell, "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish," to Staribarifast, check the weather with DannyPetti, blow kisses to winged wonder, write a quick letter as to where I am going and take pictures for Rosie G.  Make a copy of the letter to adaydreambeliever and next day air it, gather up Shuhak, I never want to leave the cutest of all puppies behind, make a quick call to Don Branzini, letting him know I still need my taxes looked at and make sure he cuts himself a nice chunk of change for doing them, swing by Nice Jugs and grab her and her other shoe, make my get-a-way with Cosmic, meet up with Nanoose, who knows the way to the cafe' at the beach to meet Baba.  We have a surf date and I wouldn't want to late. 
    This all happens in a micro-merlin-second.
    They never knew what hit them. This post was edited by Merlin at May 12, 2020 2:13 PM MDT
      May 10, 2020 11:48 AM MDT
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  • 23647
    Thanks for the gorilla hug, Merlin!
    :)
      May 11, 2020 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Ahhhh~ You're welcome Welby!
    Happy! Happy!
      May 12, 2020 12:14 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Are you taking down a fence?  If so, your karate might possibly work. 
    I know my defence approach still stands true. 
    ;) :)
      May 10, 2020 1:56 PM MDT
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  • 4624
    Invisibility.
    Blending in in the way I dress.
    Keeping my energy low key.
    Keeping my awareness focused.
    Avoiding dangerous places and people in angry, drunken or ice-affected states of mind.
      May 10, 2020 4:07 PM MDT
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  • 23647
    Smart.
    :)
      May 11, 2020 7:40 PM MDT
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  • 44652
      May 10, 2020 5:26 PM MDT
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  • 11154
    The only problem I can see with that is a lot of people  are wearing masks so they might not get knocked  out. Cheers!
      May 11, 2020 11:28 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I think the guys got wind of something of some big in passing ...:) 
      May 11, 2020 11:49 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Take a chaw of tobaccy and spit in their eye.
      May 10, 2020 9:19 PM MDT
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  • 7795
    That would be sarcasm.
      May 10, 2020 9:23 PM MDT
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  • 44652
    But that would attract half of us here.
      May 11, 2020 11:26 AM MDT
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  • 11154
    Well I hope your sarcasm is better then Trump's - he said he was just being sarcastic about the bleach thing and that move didn't work. Cheers!
      May 11, 2020 11:36 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    That would be wasted on a natural Blonde ,given our past history don't cha think..:(  
      May 11, 2020 11:44 AM MDT
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  • 7795
    Ok. So, all I got now is anger and things would get pretty messy really quick.
      May 11, 2020 11:47 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I should be glad you are all the way across the pond then :)
      May 11, 2020 11:51 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    My best self-defense move?
    Avoiding situations I have to defend myself.

    Second best move?
    Leaving the situation, before physical violence becomes necessary.

    Least best move?
    Resorting to enough physical violence that they never want to be in that situation again.
      May 11, 2020 11:49 AM MDT
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  • 23647
    Those sound pretty smart to me.
    I think I might do those first two more than I thought.
      May 11, 2020 7:39 PM MDT
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