Someone offered me a fig the other day. I thought, "I like Fig Newtons. I will like this." I think they were trying to kill me. -_- *shudders* I cannot imagine eating those in an u... moreSomeone offered me a fig the other day. I thought, "I like Fig Newtons. I will like this." I think they were trying to kill me. -_- *shudders* I cannot imagine eating those in an unprocessed state.