I saw a handmade coffee caddy that read: "I like my coffee like I like my men; tied in burlap and dragged through the mountains". P.S. - I am sure this has been asked before. ... moreI saw a handmade coffee caddy that read: "I like my coffee like I like my men; tied in burlap and dragged through the mountains". P.S. - I am sure this has been asked before. I may have even asked it myself! Funny is funny.
The drunk asks: "Does that mean I should first stop drinking from a bottle and use a sippy cup, then later switch to a glass? (My wife actually thought it was funny.)
My wife was reading a Archie comic book at the kitchen table. On the cover there was a picture of Archie running down the street with his arms up in the air. When my... moreMy wife was reading a Archie comic book at the kitchen table. On the cover there was a picture of Archie running down the street with his arms up in the air. When my wife wasn't looking I put a doobie in his hands so it looked like he was carrying a giant doobie over his head and going to Betty's house to get her high. Cheers!
