DATELINE: YOUR TOWN, TODAY’S DATEHis political opponents and anyone else he considers his enemies have been roused from their beds overnight and summarily thro... more
DATELINE: YOUR TOWN, TODAY’S DATEHis political opponents and anyone else he considers his enemies have been roused from their beds overnight and summarily thrown in prison. This amazing feat is a cunning use of semantics and showmanship, because no mayoral election was either scheduled or announced, no one saw it coming.
King Randolph the Great and Exalted One, as he has declared his official title to be, proclaims that he will lead rule with fairness yet firmness, and he will control any and all graft and corruption that have plagued society for all too long.
Mayonnaise, avocados, Vegemite and poor grammar are all immediately outlawed, with squads of secret police are dispatched to all points for enforcement activities. More new rules, regulations, laws and statutes are expected as soon as they occur to the new dictator beloved sage.The expression “Grrrrrrrrrr” is now copyrighted and royalties must be paid to the Randolph Regime for its use by non-palace personnel. A certa... less
every night outside my window theres two cars that hang out by the parking lot, they have their lights on all night and sometimes play loud music, they leave d... more every night outside my window theres two cars that hang out by the parking lot, they have their lights on all night and sometimes play loud music, they leave during the day and come back at night, are they selling drugs?
