*A privately-owned vehicle, not a company vehicle, fleet vehicle, rental vehicle, leased vehicle, etc.
A. I do not drive, so this doesn’t apply to me. A1. I have ... more*A privately-owned vehicle, not a company vehicle, fleet vehicle, rental vehicle, leased vehicle, etc.
A. I do not drive, so this doesn’t apply to me. A1. I have never borrowed anyone else’s vehicle for just a few hours or less.A2. I have never borrowed anyone else’s vehicle at all.B. Nice try, Randolph D, but you’re not getting your car back from me, no matter how much you put me on blast all over the internet. Grrrrrrrr.C. My car was being repaired, and I didn’t want to use the shop’s loaner option.C1. My car was being repaired, and it took longer than expected, I needed to get some things done or go somewhere.D. The size, type, or hauling capacity was better than my own vehicle.E. I was in a different city away from home and just borrowed a vehicle because I needed simple transportation for a short while.
F. I was covering my tracks for a “job” that needed to get done. If the cops ask you anything about it, you never heard from me.G. All those danged... less
*Or the automobile you’re driving right now.
1. Why are you talking like Yoda?2. Very close to E (Empty), and is today Talk Like Yoda Day?3. Between E and one quarter fu... more*Or the automobile you’re driving right now.
1. Why are you talking like Yoda?2. Very close to E (Empty), and is today Talk Like Yoda Day?3. Between E and one quarter full, but that’s not important right now: am I supposed to give my answer talking like Yoda?4. Between one quarter and half full, am I the only one who noticed that you’re talking like Yoda?5. Between half and three quarters full. I bet you want me to make reference to you talking like Yoda, don’t you?6. Between three quarters and completely full, I thought only nerds talk like Yoda, right am I?7. I didn’t notice, I was too busy trying to get away from weirdos who talk like Yoda, didn’t you see me pealing away from you?8. I haven’t driven an automobile, who do you think you are, Yoda or someone?9. Two or more of the above answers, but may I please exclude you talking like Yoda?10. None of the above, or a completely different answer altogether, and by the way, aren’t you just a fake Yoda wann... less
The last time I drove my first car was also the last time that anyone ever drove it, because I had to ship it off to the proverbial “glue factory”, the junk yard. When ... moreThe last time I drove my first car was also the last time that anyone ever drove it, because I had to ship it off to the proverbial “glue factory”, the junk yard. When I was younger, I had a tendency to drive cars to death.
If two cars show up at once and both need the bridge, I would assume whoever gets there first uses the bridge first. But, yesterday, I came across one where I was the third car in ... moreIf two cars show up at once and both need the bridge, I would assume whoever gets there first uses the bridge first. But, yesterday, I came across one where I was the third car in a row heading one direction (for argument's sake, we'll say we were westbound, but I really have no idea since we were in twisty-turny mountain roads...) and one car was headed eastbound. The leader of the pack with the westbound traffic arrived at the bridge first and proceeded onto the bridge without hesitation and the eastbound car waited by default. I figure the bridge was maybe as long as 10-15 vehicles... it took maybe 30-60 seconds to cross the bridge. In other words, it really didn't add much time onto the wait if the second two cars went, but if either of the second two paused to let opposing traffic go, they would have waited for both groups to cross- roughly 1.5-2 mins. The question is, should the second and third cars in my group have gone? Or should we have waited since the eastbound car was at the bridge before us?&n... less
