Aye Aye Captain. Oh who is the guy in a eye patch that looks just like me?Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Shot himself in the eye hilariously. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Now he is going to ja... moreAye Aye Captain. Oh who is the guy in a eye patch that looks just like me?Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Shot himself in the eye hilariously. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Now he is going to jail for conspiracy. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. And he'll live in the same room were he has to go pee. Stew Rhodes Coup Pants. Stew Rhodes the leader of the Oath Keepers was found guilty of sedition and now faces up to 60 years in prison. One of the talk shows made up a song about him sung to the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song and I thought I would share it. Cheers! less
I am NOT a morning person. Two cups of bitumen in the am is just to get my heart started, I don't clear the brain fog until noon. When one of those annoying "too cheery in the morn... moreI am NOT a morning person. Two cups of bitumen in the am is just to get my heart started, I don't clear the brain fog until noon. When one of those annoying "too cheery in the morning" types wishes me "good morning!", my standard response is to growl "what's good about it?"Yes, we have no mañanas, we have no mañanas today.
In my junior high and high school years, I was told by pretty much everyone in my school that I was the fastest runner in the school. I really enjoyed running on the teams and gett... moreIn my junior high and high school years, I was told by pretty much everyone in my school that I was the fastest runner in the school. I really enjoyed running on the teams and getting to know teammates as friends.One year in high school, the city newspaper took pictures of some of us on the team.
Many people told me they thought it was funny that all the guys in the picture had that "Patented Sportsmen Frown," except me - - I had a broad, happy smile.Heck, I loved being on the track teams. I wasn't going to frown for a picture. :) less
*I am not a fan of tattoos, I do not have any, nor do I have plans of ever getting any. This question is just for fun, joking around, etc. If you also are anti-tattoo as am I, plea... more*I am not a fan of tattoos, I do not have any, nor do I have plans of ever getting any. This question is just for fun, joking around, etc. If you also are anti-tattoo as am I, please just play along for the sake of answering in the spirit of fun.Were I to do this, it would probably be that of a Sandwich Fanatic.~
