“Wisdom cannot be imparted. Wisdom that a wise man attempts to impart always sounds like foolishness to someone else ... Knowledge can be communicated, but not wisdom. One ca... more“Wisdom cannot be imparted. Wisdom that a wise man attempts to impart always sounds like foolishness to someone else ... Knowledge can be communicated, but not wisdom. One can find it, live it, do wonders through it, but one cannot communicate and teach it.”― Hermann Hesse, Siddhartha
A. Go use the bathroom/shower.B. Go have a smoke. (Any substance)III Have sex. (Any kind)4. Cook a meal.E. Go to bed.VI Go shopping.G. All... moreA. Go use the bathroom/shower.B. Go have a smoke. (Any substance)III Have sex. (Any kind)4. Cook a meal.E. Go to bed.VI Go shopping.G. All/none of the above.שמונה Other_____________
My Side/Opinion : I am Right, Completely and Simply Correct; the Facts Back Me Up, PeriodYour Side/Opinion : I'm Sorry, You're Totally Incorrect; the Facts Back Me Up, Period
and s... moreMy Side/Opinion : I am Right, Completely and Simply Correct; the Facts Back Me Up, PeriodYour Side/Opinion : I'm Sorry, You're Totally Incorrect; the Facts Back Me Up, Period
and so it goes . . ."I Wanted To Be Wrong" R.E.M.
1.MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN.WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINI... more1.MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN.WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.1. WHEN WE WATCH TV IT’S NO TALK ZONE. IT’S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.LET IT BE.1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT.AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY.1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!JUST SAY IT!1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. KEEP IT SHORT1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO.SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 3 MONTHS EVERY NIGHT IS A PROBLEM. SEE A DOCTOR. FAST.1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS WE MADE BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 2 DAYS.1. IF YOU WON’T DRESS LIKE T... less
