It is a little longer read, but you will like it - I promise.
... moreIt is a little longer read, but you will like it - I promise.
Gary Storts
August 9, 2015 · Nashville, TN
So why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I inve... less
Is this the bestest painting of the bestest president ever or what?Notice the detailed work put into this marvelous work of art right down to his neck vagina.
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A) me ( ME) B Merlin (shots) C) Element ( sciencey) D) Glis (Mcmuffin’ed)E) NJ ( she never makes any sense ffs) F) Nanoose ( eggnog stuff) G) ... moreA) me ( ME) B Merlin (shots) C) Element ( sciencey) D) Glis (Mcmuffin’ed)E) NJ ( she never makes any sense ffs) F) Nanoose ( eggnog stuff) G) Nevan, hey he likes to drinkH)other ( Cos I can’t think of anyone else who likes to drink... BORING.
